Dear Purser Liz,
Dear Sky Goddess Kalenajeana-
You handled it like the Sky Goddess you are!! I am just grateful that he came alive or else you would have to fill out a report. This being said, I can understand why an elder would want to pee on our over priced (the price of a meal at Coco's), credit card only (seniors don't have credit cards only senior discount cards) "meal". He should be at home eating a cookie making racist remarks and watching WWII movies.
See ya' on the red-eye, Purser Liz